Little Blog of Horrors: chinese box

Thought of the Moment

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but not when you say the paint is wet?
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out, but I can usually shut her up with cookies!
Inside every older person is a younger person---wondering what the hell happened.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak up and remove any doubt.
We never really grow up,we only learn how to act in public.
War does not determine who is right- only who is left.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanter paychecks.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.